Love Island USA is ruining my life
Please God help me
So I never got into the original love island UK whatsoever I have never seen even one season. I think the psychotic Geordie accents was too much for my ADHD brain to comprehend.
Anyone with a Tik tok account definitely knows at least one thing about the current season of love island USA. It’s all I can think about. It’s ruining my life. Every night at 9 pm (except Wednesdays and Sundays) I can’t look away. Originally I started watching for this guy named Rob who is extremely hot and has a weird personality. He is a snake wrangler from Alabama and for some reason that did it for me. As time has progressed he’s actually a psycho and I had become so parasocially attached to him that I felt like a woman scorned PERSONALLY by him.
Not to shame any women or anything but I originally thought they were all like 27-32 but turns out some of them are literally born in 2002…
I am writing this as I walk home from my friends place after watching the latest episode and we came to the conclusion about a couple of things:
there is absolutely such a thing as too much lip filler. Especially on white women it looks very psychotic and obvious
Mega volume lash extensions…..Need I say more.
You don’t need to wear a full face of makeup in Fiji in August.
Men: we can tell you have veneers and that they weren’t expensive.
Men: having only neck and hand tattoos comes across really insane
But also these women are stronger mentally than I will ever be in my life to go on a 24/7 reality tv show and you can only wear a bathing suit the entire time. I don’t even think you can bring a book in to read like you have to just talk the whole time and do your makeup and the guys just lift weights.
All this said I would still apply to this show I don’t care. I’m slowly running out of ideas where I can get famous quickly and this seems like it may work….. I’ll keep everyone updated.
Bye for now islanders,
Lily