My Psycho Baby Names

My mom is going to be so mean about these.

I don’t even want children whatsoever but I have like a hundred baby names that I’ve been adding to a note on my phone for years.

Yeah, these are psycho names. They are not traditional. Mom, if you feel like you can’t control yourself and keep it in check with the judgement, maybe don’t read this one. Be demure, be mindful.

The equivalent of gate keeping for me is posting this behind the paywall.